It takes an entire hour and a quarter just to get to the Home Alone style shenanigans. On top of the juvenile script, viewers are subjected to bad acting, cheap production values, and editorial inconsistencies. I’m starting to wonder if the script was written by AI after being exposed to third grade writing projects. Every human character is unbelievably stupid and has no discernable personality or traits aside from “the cute one” and “the clumsy one”. Born and raised in California, she lived and danced in Western Europe, the US and Soviet Russia from the. The audience is subjected to what feels like hours of exposition via voice over, which mostly just adds to the overall confusion of the approximately 2,764 plot points that tangle up on screen. Angela Isadora Duncan (or a September 14, 1927) was an American-born dancer and choreographer, who was a pioneer of modern contemporary dance, who performed to great acclaim throughout Europe and the US. You know the first rule of screen writing is “show don’t tell”? Well, this script embraces the philosophy of “tell don’t show”. The story is both unbelievably stupid and incomprehensibly convoluted at the same time. Let’s get specific about my hate for this dumpster fire. For a film to not even be able to hold his attention is a feat unto itself. For a second perspective, my 5-year-old spent the whole run time jumping on the couch, leaving the room to find toys to play with, and just generally being uninterested.
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Every single frame of this movie filled me with a combination of unbridled rage and unending hopelessness for humanity. The creators of this atrocity will be hearing from my lawyer as I demand compensation for emotional distress. I experienced four of the five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, and depression, some simultaneously, but never quite managed to reach acceptance. In 107 minutes, Pups Alone managed to cause unspeakable damage to my psyche. With the humans away, their dog, Charlie (voiced by Jerry O’Connell) must protect both the house and Robert’s invention from a pair of bumbling burglars.
Starting a new job at Pet Tech, Robert and his daughter, Jenna (Isadora Swann), are treated to a company Christmas retreat at a ski resort. After the death of his wife, inventor Robert (Tyler Hollinger) has put all his focus into perfecting a dog translator collar.
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